Justin Scott is a longtime advocate for secular government, public education, and civil rights. A passionate watchdog for church-state separation, he has spent years holding elected officials accountable for their policies and rhetoric. When he’s not engaging in activism, Justin is an involved parent, dedicated community member, and unapologetic smart-ass when the situation calls for it.

For around ten years now, Sandy Salmon has been serving in the Iowa legislature.

Okay, wait, sorry. That’s not right.

Present.

She’s been present. Yes, “present” seems like a better word to describe what a lot of us feel her time in Des Moines—and back home—has been.

For those of you who have ever been her constituents, her tenure as an elected official feels a whole lot like Weekend at Bernie’s.