I was at Valley West Mall today with my two-year-old, and a woman walks by holding the hand of a girl who looked to be about two or three. The girl had on a white t-shirt that said:
HOOTER GIRL
(in training)
I ask you, what kind of person would put that shirt on a young child?
It’s not the strangest t-shirt I’ve ever seen on a child. That would still have to be the toddler’s shirt that said this on the front:
Cardinal Ratzinger fan club
Putting the smackdown on heresy since 1981
And this on the back:
“Truth is not determined by a majority vote.” Cardinal Ratzinger
I am not kidding. That shirt was so bizarre that it prompted me to write a diary at Daily Kos back in the day when I mostly lurked and hardly ever wrote anything for any blog.
Consider this an open thread for discussing the oddest t-shirts or bumper stickers you have seen.
3 Comments
40 year old virgin?
One of the strangest shirts I’ve ever seen, or owned, was one I had that said “I’d rather be 40 than pregnant” and showed a little sperm swimming into the 0.
Now, is that really ever a choice for a woman? Does a 29 year-old woman who forgot to take her birth control pills ever say “No thanks, I’ll just age 11 years?”
abkad Tue 3 Jun 1:35 AM
that is truly odd
I don’t even understand what they were getting at in making that shirt. But even more amazing that someone else would buy it and wear it.
desmoinesdem Tue 3 Jun 2:36 AM
In my case
I only paid .49 or so at a thrift store, when I was in high school, to amuse my friends.
It’s just strange to think, however, that one person’s ironic shirt is someone else’s statement of self-expression.
abkad Tue 3 Jun 9:18 AM