Happy Independence Day! Longtime Bleeding Heartland readers know that I love July 4 parades, and I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s festivities in Windsor Heights. For once they are starting the parade at 3 pm instead of when the sun is strongest at 1 pm. Now let’s hope we don’t get rained out. In the morning I may adopt Charles Lemos’ tradition of listening to the Broadway musical 1776 on this holiday.
What’s your view on Iowa’s restrictive fireworks laws? Libertarians hate it. I think it’s safer to leave the firework displays to professionals. Also, amateurs setting off firecrackers can be disturbing for veterans with PTSD. Troy Patterson takes the opposite view: he doesn’t mind doing “dangerous stuff in your cousin’s backyard” but hates the professional fireworks displays, which he calls “an exercise in pomposity, aggression, triumphalism, and hubris.”
Many non-Iowans are surprised to hear that we usually throw candy at our July 4 parades. Parents, what’s your policy on the big bag of candy your kids collect from politicians and church floats? Do you make your kids ration the sweets out over days or weeks, or do you let them eat as much as they want because hey, it’s a holiday?
I got a kick out of a Twitter exchange today between Grant Young (who writes the Republican blog Questions, Comments & Insults) and Kim Lehman, Iowa’s Republican National Committeewoman. Young re-tweeted a quotation from President Woodrow Wilson: “If you want to make enemies, try to change something.” Lehman replied, “he would say that since he worked to destroy the Republic for socialism. Those were changes that should make enemies.”
There’s the 4th of July spirit: accusing a Democratic president of undermining the country for socialism. In reality, Wilson’s administration presided over a big crackdown on socialists and other leftists, but why let facts get in the way of a good Republican narrative?
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7 Comments
Slavery, Genocide, and now Torture and Indefinite Detention...
What a beautiful republic.
eltondavis Sat 3 Jul 9:24 PM
Thabks for the love Elton
You are just such a joy to read.
I think the fireworks law is something that at least says we’re not going to condone acts that can cause senseless accidents. You can’t really prevent such things from happening, but laws are often about values.
moderateiadem Sun 4 Jul 1:42 PM
I heard someone in New York
blew his arm off yesterday with fireworks.
desmoinesdem Sun 4 Jul 6:05 PM
Parades feed my family...
Kidding, but not totally.
We are not a dessert family. I don’t really enjoy baking, so we rarely have sweets in the house. We don’t go to a July 4th parade (we tried the Urbandale parade our first year back here and had a miserable experience), but we ADORE the Johnston Green Days parade. One unfortunate side effect of that parade is that our boys come home with a huge haul of candy. This year, they filled an entire green bag to the rim. My solution is to pull out the stuff that really grosses me out and toss it, put some in a basket in the pantry, and hide the rest. My kids’ “dessert” once or twice a week is a piece of candy from the basket, and I use the remainder as prizes for silly games I play with students when I substitute teach. Upside? My students think I’m “the most awesome sub ever” when I toss them a Tootsie Roll (I almost never have behavior problems), and my boys get a little taste of crappy candy without me having to buy it for them. I consider it a win/win.
Oh, and I for one was happy as happy when the Urbandale police announced their “zero tolerance” for illegal fireworks this year. They keep my kids awake and freak out the hound.
urbandaleforobama Sun 4 Jul 4:05 PM
you're a good mom
Sweets used to be an occasional indulgence for us, but now I let the kids have a little bit every day.
I liked that Johnston Green Days fair the one year we went. For the last few years it seems something comes up every time on that weekend.
You should try the Windsor Heights parade/Colby Park celebration some July 4 when it’s not pouring down! It’s on a very manageable scale.
desmoinesdem Sun 4 Jul 6:08 PM
Never trust
a fireworks safety expert named Lefty.
jdeeth Sun 4 Jul 7:13 PM
That's really bad, John...
Reminds me of the owner of a ranch I worked on in Colorado. He blew part of his arm off with dynamite when blowing beaver dams out of the stream that fed the ranch. Developers brought in Canadian beaver to try and starve him out. He counted four pops one time, but apparently it was only three.
I showed up at work one day while he was tossing hay in to the horses before saddling them up. I hollered up at him, “Hey Mike, need a hand?” He held up a metal claw and waving it hollered back, “I sure as hell do!”
eltondavis Sun 4 Jul 9:17 PM